After weeks of deliberation, the committee has come to a conclusion: we will have no conclusions.
As a matter of fact, the committee members have all been placed into a cryogenic freezer to prevent them from having any thoughts or ideas.
Our next meeting will be in 5 years, when the frozen committee members will be thawed out and forced to watch a PowerPoint presentation on the importance of minimalism.
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Resolution 2: We will have no more resolutions.